Sniglets Starting With The Letter 'C'


caffidget (ka FIJ it) v. To break up a styrofoam coffee cup into severl hundred pieces after consuming its contents.
 
caltitude (KAL tih took) n. The height to which a cat's rear end can rise to meet the hand stroking it.
 
 
carperimeter (kar pur IHM ih tur) n. The zone between the wall and the end of the vacuum cleaner where the dirt is "safe".
 
catlapse (KAT laps) n. The amount of time a cat sleeping on its owner's lap has to awake and prepare to hit the floor before the owner stands up.
 
cellostatic (sel oh STAT ik) adj. The electrical property of cracker and cigarette wrappers that causes them to stick to your hank.
 
chain gang walk (chayn gang wok) n. Activity observed in the footwear section of cheap department stores where the shoes are wired together "for your convenience".
 
 
checkuary (CHEK yew air ee) n. The thirteenth month of the year. Begins on New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absent-mindedly writing the old year on his checks.
 
cheerio-magnetization (cheer ee oh mag net i ZAY shun) n. The tendency of the last four or five Cheerios in the bowl to cling together for survival.
 
 
chiclexodus (chik ul EKS oh dus) n. Any attempt by a gum ball to sneak out of the chute and roll past the buyer.
 
 
chipfault (CHIP fawlt) n. The stress point on a potato chip where it breaks off and stays behind in the dip.
 
chubble (CHUH bul) n. The aerobic movement combining deep kneebends and sideward hops used when trying to get into panty hose.
 
circum-populate (sur kum POP yew layt) v. To finish off a popsicle "laterally" because the "frontal" approach causes one to gag.
 
 
combiloops (KOM bih lewps) n. The two or three unsuccessful passes before finally opening a combination locker.
 
cornicle (KOR nih kul) n. Breaded "washer" left on the stick after eating a corndog.
 
countersaurus (kown tur SAWR us) n. Any person who orders two pieces of cheesecake and a diet soda to drink.
 
cranial stomp (KRAY nee uhl stomp) n. A somewhat primitive dance performed by youngsters trying to step on the heads of their own shadows.
 
crayollia (kray OH lee uh) n. The area of the refrigerator where kindergarten drawings are displayed.
 
crinks (krinks) n. Crevices and junctions where car wax gets in but doesn't get out.
 
crumbplumb (KRUM plum) v. To attack a cereal box in attempt to retrieve the prize.
 
 
cubelo (KYEW beh lo) n. The one cube left by the preson too lazy to refill the ice tray.
 
cushup (KUSH up) v. To sit down on a couch somehow causing the cushion next to you to rise.