Sniglets Starting With The Letter 'N'


negatile (NEH guh tyl) n. An area of the bathroom floor where, somehow, the scale registers you five pounds lighter.
 
neoice (nee oh ICE) n. Any ice cube removed before its time, upon close examination, resembles a carpenter's level.
 
neucro (NEW kro) n. The negative or "uncharged" strip of velcro. (See posicro)
 
neutron peas (NEW tron peez) n. Tiny green objects in TV dinners that remain frozen even when the rest of the food has been microwaved beyond recognition.
 
newton (NEW tin) n. The cookie shell surrounding the fig in a Fig Newton.
 
nicometeor (nik oh MEE tee awr ) n. A cigarette that exits through a car's front window and reenters through the back window.
 
 
nifleck (NIH flek) n. The unmarked domino in the set.
 
nizzlebrill (NIH zuhl bril) n. The "night-day" switch on a rearview mirror.
 
nocturnuggets (NOK ter nuh gitz) n. Deposits found it one's eye in the morning, also called: gozzagareena, optigook, eyehockey
 
noflet (NAHF lit) n. The upward swirl of hair found on certain individuals such as Ronald Reagan and Big Boy.
 
 
nurge (nerj) v. To inch closer to a stoplight thinking that will cause it to change quicker.